santaurl:

NOTHIN SAYS KINKY AND WILd like. A MICKEY MOUSE MASK

santaurl:

NOTHIN SAYS KINKY AND WILd like. A MICKEY MOUSE MASK

teamrocketing:

*on time travel bus* oh you’re going back to kill hitler? uh yeah totally, me too *pulls jacket over spice girls world tour ‘98 t shirt*

the-anal-rapist:

My mom: “Hurry up, we have to go now!”

Me: “I’m coming…”

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gerward:

when someone barge in u room as u singin n dancin

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h0odrich:

mom: where are you going its almost midnight

me: out

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New favourite joke:

karlimeaghan:

A Roman walks into a bar, holds up two fingers, and says ”Five beers, please.”

f(x) needs a comeback
obama probably (via amberlius)

equalist:

seeing a post u want to reblog after you hit the scroll to top button

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smooochum:

How he managed to go so long without blowing his cover remains a mystery.